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The cooling of a witch

Jesper felt depressed. He had never been this rude to a female before, except to his own mother when he was a teenager and she always deserved it. And now the insulted female seemed to be dying, and he could do nothing about it. He couldn't even apologize to her. During short moments when Olivia regained consciousness Jesper had managed to get her to drink some water, but she was still very hot and dried out. The weather didn't exactly help the cooling eather since it was a very hot and sunny spring day.gif Just when everything seemed hopeless, Jesper heard the unmistakable sound of a familiar wing-beat.

Darren landed, as ungracefully as ever, in front of our two heros. He started to talk eagerly at the same moment as he reached the ground:
"Man you were hard to find! The balloon sure has move a long distance during a sort time. But never mind that. I need Olivia to hypnotise me out of my phobia. I'm alone with the most beautiful female creature in universe on a paradise island, and I do not dare to cuddle with her. It is driving me crazy."
"Olivia can't do that I'm afraid. She has a very high fever, and can't do anything if she isn't properly cooled down first.", Jesper explained.
"Then we must cool her down. We must do that, else I can't hug Denise. Jump up on my back, and take Olivia with you."
Jesper climbed out of the basket. He could do that since the balloon now stood on the ground. The reason why the balloon was on the ground was that the heater that had been on maximum during the whole train trip now was off since all the fuel was consumed. He then carried the skinny witch up on Darren's back, and signaled for a take off. With a very high speed Darren flew towards the coast and out over the ocean. He then landed on a sandy beach on the edge of a lovely island.

As soon as they had landed, Jesper ran down from Darren and down into the ocean with Olivia in his arms. As he slowly begun the cooling of a hot witch, a man with dirty clothes and a face that hadn't been shaved for ages, stumbled out between two bushes. When he noticed Jesper and Olivia he stopped, hide behind a rock, and whispered:
"Oh, my God! I had forgotten how beautiful a woman could be."
As he watched the enticingly dressed woman, he could see that she started to move her limbs as she gradually looked more and more alive. When Jesper assumed that she was cool enough he begun to carry Olivia back to land. However, just before he reached land the dirty dressed unshaved man rushed forward and grabbed Olivia from Jesper's hands as he yelled:
"I'll take her"
A few seconds later Olivia was again ripped away from a mans arms to the words:
"No, I'll take her" as Darren grabbed Olivia.

When Darren ran away with Olivia the unshaved man started to complain to Jesper:
"Oh, no. The first woman I've seen since I got stranded on this desert island was taken by a dragon. It feels like I'm in a fairy tail, the dragon kidnap the beautiful princess."gif
Jesper looked suspiciously at the man and asked:
"Don't I know you from somewhere?"
"Perhaps, perhaps not.", the man said and started to cover his face with his left hand.
"Now I know! You are the pilot that was suppose to fly me to Wagga Wagga! The last I remember from you is that you said that we were going to die."
"That's right Mr Baldman. A tornado brought me here. I have been stranded here ever since. It must be about five hours ago now.

After Darren had run away approximately 100 meters with Olivia, he gently placed her on a large rock. He talked to her with his smoothest voice:
"Olivia, my dearest friend. I have a small problem that I'm sure that you can solve for me. Can you please hypnotise me out of my stupid hug-phobia. I'll be grateful to you for the rest of my life."
"Sorry, Darren I can't. My head aches so much that I don't think I can concentrate enough to hypnotise. By the way, where are we, and what happened to the balloon?"
"Don't mind your pretty little mind with that. Is there something that will remove your headache?"
"Well, an aspirin is never wrong."
"Then I'll get you ten boxes of aspirin", Darren said and ran back to Denise and the others. When he approached them he said to Denise:
"Wait for just a short time longer my love, I'll just have to fly away to get some aspirin for Olivia."
"Excuse me Darren, but did you say that you were going to get some aspirin? Where are you going to get that?", Jesper interposed.
"From a pharmacy, stupid!"
"Have you considered two potential problems:

You might be able to solve one of these problems, but hardly both. However, if you bring me along I can solve all your problems."
"Hmmm, in that case: Jump up on my back. By the way, do you know any good, but still unexpensive pharmacy?"

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Patrik &
Thu Feb 26 10:10:12 MET 1998