While Jesper was away increasing his waist size, Brother Abdul sat in
his room and made plans how to prevent Jesper from getting older. He
looked at a blue box that contained his collection of suicide
pills. Brother Abdul's attention was drawn to the big red pill that
was the attraction of the collection. This red pill contained an
extremely leathal poison, extracted from only the finest spiders, and
the poison was surrounded by a thick layer of delicious sugar. The
effect if you swallow the pill was delayed for about half an hour while
the sugar was terminated by the gastric juice, then it was sudden
death.
This pill was the perfect
homicide pill, since it gave you a long time to leave the scene of the
crime to get an alibi or two, before the actual killing was committed.
So, after the murder weapon now was decided, it was time to decide how
to inplant a pill into Jesper's stomach. Since Brother Abdul was a
very gifted killer, he soon came up with a devilish plan. His plan was
this:
When he meet Jesper he would pretend to faint and simulate a breathing
intermission. When Jesper would give him artificial respiration he
would blow the pill down Jesper's throat.
Brother Abdul took his red pill in his hand and walked to a corridor
outside the dinner hall and waited. In the far end of that corridor
walked a depressed monk that was mourning his fat, but still cute, cat.
He was walking around in circles staring at the floor, when he suddenly
looked up and noticed Brother Abdul 60 meters in front of him. He was
in a very bad mood, and mumbled to himself:
"Oh, there is the new monk that I hate. Ever since he came everything
has gone wrong. I wish he wouldn't be among us anymore."
At the same time as Brother Jacob mumbled that, Brother Abdul noticed
Jesper. So, according to his plan he put the pill in his mouth and
pretended to faint. When Brother Jacob saw that, he paniced and
screamed hystericly as he run towards Brother Abdul:
"Oh no! I've done it again. Why can't I ever keep my mouth shut!!"
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Since there was no official time keeper we will never know if Jacob's
run was a new sprint record for monks or not, but he at least ran fast
enough to manage to get to Brother Abdul before the hesitating Jesper
or anybody else did so. When he noticed that his colleague wasn't
breathing he immediately started to blow air into Brother Abdul's
mouth. However, when he was preparing for his second blow, he felt
that something was 'shot' down his throat. Then Brother Abdul opened
his eyes, and then, after he noticed who had given his artificial
respiration, he opened his eyes much more. Brother Abdul didn't mind
killing people, in fact he loved to do it, but he hated to kill people
by mistake. Now he felt that he had to save Jacob's life, but he
couldn't of course reveal that he'd just blown down a homicide pill
down his throat. Instead he said:
"Strange! One of my teeth seem to have fell out of my mouth and down
your throat. Oh, no! It is the one with all the mercury fillings.
Oh my God!"
"'Oh my God', what??", Brother Jacob said worriedly.
"I just realized what might happen if the tooth is dissolved in your
stomach..."
"What will happen???"
"Mercury poisoning.....
"Oh no. Is there something we can do?"
"Yes, if we can get the tooth up before it dissolves... Follow
me to my room. There you can look at a picture of my extremely fat aunt
and my even fatter uncle in small bathing suits, as I tell you about
when we xxx xx xxxxxxx x xxxxxx xx xxxxxx xxxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxxxx
xxxxx!"
"That ought to bring up the tooth again.", Brother Jacob said as his
face started to get an interesting shade of green.
They walked away. Jesper, who at been watching them, said:
"Hmmm....."
Jesper then walked to the bedroom that the supreme monk had given him
to sleep in. In the bedroom he sat down on a bed, and took out his
pocket diary. Before he started to write he, as always, red yesterdays
notes.
'Evidence and explanations for intelligent extraterrestrial live.'
He hastily looked through the ten pages he wrote yesterday and said:
"Who put this crap in my fine diary!"
Then he wrapped out the pages and threw them in a wastebasket. He then
wrote:
'Today I got a present, and met a monk, and then lots of other
monks. I'm sleeping away from home for the third day in a row.'
Then he fell asleep unaware that Darren was struggling to stay alive
just outside the window of Jesper's room.
by Patrik Norqvist