After considering an anti-tank gun and a H-bomb, Wilfy finally realized
that he should kill Darren by poisoning. Wilfy assumed that he had a
pretty good idea where to hide the poison, in order to get Darren
to eat it. So, his idea was to fill a leather suit with lots of
different kinds of narcotic specimen, and use this as a bait to kill
the dragon. This was of course a very expensive way to kill an animal,
but Wilfy could afford it since he had made lots of money from selling
similar stuff that he was about to fill a leather suit with.
He put his plan in action and begun by robbing an extraordinary
fat biker of all his leather clothes.
Then Wilfy filled the clothes with some of the
drugs that he and his friends just smuggled to LA. Then he used the
rope that Darren had tied around his waist, and that still was there,
to tie around the leather suit. Finally he said:
"Okay, dragon! This time I'm the hunter, and you the quarry. Come and
get stoned, stoned to death."
In LA was not just a Hell's Angel's conference, there was also the
annual carnival. The most spectacular occurrence on this years
carnival was a gigantic green dragon balloon filled with helium. The
impressive balloon was tied to a red lorry with a strong rope.
The carnival, and specially the gigantic green dragon balloon attracted
the attention from many peoples including our hero, the one and only,
Jesper Baldman. Jesper had never seen a balloon that huge, and he
looked fascinated at it. However, one thing bothered Jesper.
The knot that tied the balloon to the lorry didn't seem to be made in an
optimal way. The knot might even be so bad that it couldn't hold the
balloon. At least that's what Jesper thought. So, when no one noticed
Jesper leaped up on the slowly moving lorry. He then untied the knot,
in order to make a new and better one. However, as soon as the knot was
untied there was no way for Jesper to hold the balloon. Thus, the
balloon immediately escaped up into the air.
Shamefully Jesper jumped down from the lorry, and started to walk away
from the stupid carnival.
Not far away from Jesper, Darren was standing. He was in a really bad
mood. He hadn't got anything to eat since he ate the 13 policemen. For
the last hour, ever since the pathetic biker hunt, he had found
nothing to fill up his empty stomach with.
However, just when everything looked hopeless for Darren, he suddenly
noticed something extremely interesting. A really fat biker that moved
surprisingly slow was approaching him. The fact that the biker was
lying still on his back as he was moving, and that the biker had a
rope around his waist didn't bother Darren at all. With one agile
leap Darren
was besides the biker. Darren then opened his mouth and was just about
to start some serious chewing, when he noticed something in the upper
corner of his eye. He looked up at a huge dragon that was flying 250
meter above him. Since the earth only contained two dragons, and since
Darren himself was one of them, he felt rather convinced that the
dragon above him was his sweetheart Denise Dragon. Denise was the only
thing that could make Darren forget about food. So, after just
hesitating for 2.3 seconds, he left the 'biker' and flew up towards
the object above him. At the same moment as Darren lifted, Wilfy
invented four new oaths. However, non of them are suitable to
reproduce in print....
Feeling happier than he ever done since he last met
Denise
Darren flew quickly straight up.
Darren guessed that giving her a hug and planting a tender kiss
on her soft lips was a good way to win her back.
So, when Darren was close to the
other dragon, he closed his eyes, held out his arms and pouted.
He then produced his strongest hug and most powerful kiss
ever. However, a strong explosion that deafened Darren made him
open his eyes again only to see that the other dragon was mysteriously
missing. However, if Darren had looked really carfully he would have
noticed a green rubber thing that slowly fell down towards the
ground.
After the embarrassing balloon incident, Jesper just wanted to find a
quiet place where he could sit alone, and try to forget all about
it. Since he was very good at forgetting things, Jesper had good faith
that he should be able to do that.
Four... well, closer to five minutes after he jumped off
the lorry, he found a big oak tree in the middle of a park. Hardly any
people was in the park, so it seemed like an ideal place to sit alone
and forget. However, before he begun to forget, Jesper figured that he
should document the whole thing in his diary, since he hoped he one
day could look back on it and think it was just funny. To do that it
most be stored in his diary, since his own long time memory was
'gold fishish'. However, at the exact same moment as Jesper's pen
touched his diary, a big green plastic thing, that had slowly floating
down from the sky, landed 27 cm away from his left foot. Then 63 of
the persons that had followed the balloon ever since its mysteriously
escape from the lorry came running.
Since the oak no longer fulfilled Jesper's demands of being a lonely
place that was ideal to forget about the balloon incident, he
walked to another oak tree, sat down and wrote:
"Dear diary. Today I did a really fantastic thing, which affected a
lot of people. The reason why I'm specially eager to write it down is
that I will try to forget it since I actually made a fool of myself.
This is the most fantastic thing that I ever have written, or will
ever write in you. You see I...."
Then the exhausted Jesper fell asleep, and when he should wake up the
whole balloon incident should be forgotten. However, the few words he
wrote before he fell asleep, should every single day of the rest of
Jesper's life make Jesper very curious and make him do unsuccessful
attempts to remember what he was just about to put in his diary.
by Patrik Norqvist