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The blue lemon farm

After getting a liquid that reminded of water, and gasping for air a few minutes Darren slowly recovered. Olivia still looked chocked when she said:
"Darren, how on Earth... How on Bleep's moon, could you find us? You must be more psychic than me!"
"I... ", Darren begun, then he gasped for some more air, "I saw when the aliens flew away with you Olivia."
"But how did you know that they flew to Bleep? How did you even know that Bleep existed?"
"I was born on Bleep! Really, you didn't think that talking dragons are born on Earth?"
"No", Olivia lied, "But how did you know that we were on the moon?"
"I didn't. I was aiming for Bleep, but missed it slightly. It is very hard to change direction in the thin plasma outside the planets. Fortunately I had swallowed two tubes of compressed oxygen before I left Earth, else I might had suffocated."
"Since, you are from the neighborhood, do you know what is best to eat here?", Jesper broke in.
"Yes, you should look for purpur oval fruits. One of them keep me appeased for weeks. However, they are rarely seen, but remember, in places where you least expect to find them you don't."
"You do?", Jesper corrected.
"No, that is what so special about them... You don't find them there."
"Oh!", Oliva said.
"Oh!", Jesper said.
"I guess it's better if I help you find the fruits since I have a keen scent for them", Darren said and started to walk to the west.gif

After 10 minutes of walking, Darren suddenly stopped. He lowered his head, almost all the way down to Jesper and Olivia, and whispered:
"We'd better walk back. Else THEY might see us."
" THEY??", Olivia whispered.
"The Bleepic women. They have enslaved the aboriginals on Bleep-Moon. In front of us is a blue lemon plantation, where the aboriginal people work as slaves to make blue lemon drinks for the Bleepic people."
Olivia was silent for a while, then she whispered:
"We must help the Bleep-Moonic people to raise from slavery. Darren, can't you scare away the slave-driver?"
For the first time since Olivia and Jesper met him, Darren looked terrified. The big dragon stammered out:
"Me! Oh, no! Not me, no way. These ladies are bad. Real bad. If they saw me they would beat me black and blue, especially my tender nose. They aren't afraid of anything. Well, except 'barbers'."
"What are 'barbers'?", Olivia asked.
"A very rare, seldom seen, animal. They are small and totally harmless. They are called barbers because they are so hairy, and always look like they just came from the barber shop."
"Why are the Bleepic women afraid of them?", Jesper asked.
"Well, to understand that, you must understand women."
"Oh! So, in other words; It is one of the great unsolved mysteries of Universe."
"Yap!"
"Well, let's solve a simpler problem instead; how to free the slaves. Before I work out a plan I must ask you a question Darren. Is it possible to throw the barbers from here to the plantation?"
"Yeah, but you should not do that! If you do, they get even more rare.", Darren said.
He then looked down to the ground and whispered with shame in his voice:
"Furthermore, you should not play soccer with them, even if you are a boy dragon on summer vacation...."
"Darren!", Olivia said and gave Darren an accusing look.
"Now I have worked out the plan to free the slaves", Jesper interrupted, "For that we need 10 barbers, 14 chairs or stools, a lot of red berries and some glue. Oliva, you capture the barbers, Darren you build the stools and I fix the glue and the berries."
Oliva, who knew that it wasn't any use to questioning Jesper, begun to walk back to the space-craft where she had seen the barbers. Darren begun to saw down a huge tree with his sharp tail. He then started to turn the tree into 14 stools. Jesper sat down on a stone. He put his hand in his left pocket and took up a tube of glue.

He looked at his right pocket, a pocket that was filled with red berries, and smiled. He still felt smart, he reckoned that the helium had a prolonging effect of his temporary intelligence boast. He then closed his eyes.

Two hours later Darren's tail begun to be very sore, but the 14 primitive stools were completed. Two minutes after Darren was done Oliva came staggering back, with a sack on her back. She looked exhausted as she said:
"Well, Jesper. I finally have captured the 10 barbers. What to do now?"
Jesper woke up after his nap, stood up and walked to Olivia and Darren. He decided to let them know about his fantastic plan:
"My plan is this. We lay down these disgusting red berries", Jesper begun and held up a handful of berries.
"Ah, vomit-berries!", Darren interrupted.
"Yeah, vomit-berries. We lay them in a line that are heading towards the plantation. Then Oliva opens her sack and the barbers come out and follow the line of berries to the plantation. When the Bleppic women see the barbers they will start screaming, and try to climb up on a height, to get away from the barbers."
"Climb up on what?? There is nothing to climb up to on the plantation!", Olivia protested.
"I know, there is nothing there now. But that's where Darren comes in. He will come as their savior from distress, and give them stools to stand on. Stools with glue, or should I say 'fast acting super glue', on top. A glue strong enough to keep the women stuck on the stools for a long time."
"Brilliant!", Olivia said.
"It can't fail.", Darren added.
"I know. It can't fail.", Jesper proudly established.

Since Jesper could see no point in waiting, they immediately started to put the plan into action. Jesper, who loved woodwork insisted on putting the glue on the stools himself. Olivia put the berries in a line, so the barbers would find their way to the plantation. Since, she yesterday had put candies in a line to find her way out of a cave, this caused a bad case of déjà vue for her. Darren then, after strict instructions from Jesper not to pile the stools, carried all 14 stools around the area, to the back end of the plantation. A while later Oliva opened the sack and the barbers climbed out. One might have suspected that the strong sunshine would have blinded the barbers, but helped by their huge fringes, the sun didn't bother them much. They soon started to sniff. Just as Jesper had predicted, they picked up the scent for the vomit-berries, and started to walk to the plantation.


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