The in-flight begun and Jesper was pressed to the floor by a
tremendous force, obviously caused by the braking engine.
The in-flight seemed to last forever according to Jesper, but suddenly
the aliens stood up and the leader said:
"Finally! Back on the surface of Bleep again."
Jesper, still pressed against the floor thought that they were making
a fool of him. He could still clearly feel the braking force,
and was just about to tell them that they were wrong, when the door
opened and a ladder was sent out. The aliens walked, and Jesper
crawled, out of the space-craft. Outside an army of giants stood
waiting for them. The leader of the army, Sandy, said to Jesper, when
he finally reached the ground:
"Welcome, little alien."
She talked English with a strange extra terrestrial accent, but
Jesper could still understand her. With a big effort Jesper managed
to
lift his head enough to look at Sandy.
He looked into Sandy's eyes, and noticed terrified that Sandy had the
same look in her eyes that Olivia used to have.
A look that indicated that she could eat him alive.
And, unlike Oliva, this huge woman probably could do that....
Jesper felt that a really huge sneeze was forthcoming, and he took a
deep breath to give enough power to the sneeze. However, the deep
breath contained enough laughing-gas to drown his sneeze in a giggle.
Sandy walked to Jesper and lifted him up, at the same time as a
pre-sneezing action made Jesper giggle again. Even if Jesper's strange
noises puzzled Sandy, she carried the sneeze-giggling Jesper all the
way to the castle that was nearby. In the castle the Queen of Bleep
lived, and she was the first one who should talk to the alien from
earth. Behind Sandy two female guards walked, both admiring Jesper:
" Oh my God! What a man, so manly weak and fragile."
"Yeah, and bald too. Do you believe it is as everybody says, that bald
men are stupid."
"I don't know. By the way do you know what it is called when a bald
man wears a wig?
"No..."
"Artificial intelligence!"
"Ha ha. That was a good one. Do you know how to occupy a bald man for
hours?"
"Yes, give him a note saying look at the other side on both sides.
Really, you ought to learn some new jokes!"
"Shut, up you chauvinistic sows!", Sandy turned around and said.
Sandy carried Jesper up a long set of stair, and
into a huge room where the
queen were waiting for them. When Sandy had walk through the room and
was close to the queen, she put down Jesper and said:
" Dear queen! Here is the earthling. Isn't he a feast for the
eye."
The queen nodded, turned to Jesper and said in almost perfect
English:
"Hello, little man. What is a little man like you called?"
"Jesper Baldman!", Jesper answered on shaking legs. The legs were
not shaking because Jesper was nervous to meet the queen,
but because gravity suggested that standing up was an unwise
thing to do. Jesper really had to struggle to stand up, but when he
had to gasp for air to sneeze he fell down giggling.
" Give the plucky little man a barrow of water to stand in",
the queen commanded and added,:
" This would help him to stand up, and besides a bath would hopefully
improve his smell. The nose is obviously not as developed on the
earthlings as on us."
Five minutes later two strong ladies came with a large barrow of
water.
Jesper was gently put down in the barrow (with feet first).
With the help of the water Jesper now could stand up, and furthermore
the water was hot enough to kill one or two of the germs that had
caused Jesper's cold. When the queen noticed that Jesper again stood
up she continued talking to him:
"How is life on earth? Can you for example tell us how your days have
looked like lately."
"Well, three days ago when I was going to work a big-nosed girl came
into my coupé. Her face seemed familiar to me....", Jesper
begun.
During the next two hours Jesper told the queen what had happened
lately. The audience now and then started to murmur as Jesper told
the queen about his amazing days. Jesper was just saying:
"So, I took the egg under my arm and walked up from the pool, but I
could feel that many people were staring at me....", when he was
interrupted by a guard that came in yelling:
" Group B is also back from earth! They have brought a female
alien!"
Two minutes later Sandy came in carrying a strange looking woman, that
on earth was known as the notorious Olivia the Witch.
When Olivia was brought to the queen another murmur was spread among
the audience:
" A woman, and even less muscular than the alien man. And what a strange
looking woman it was too."
Olivia was placed beside Jesper in an identical barrow to the one
Jesper was standing in. During almost three hours Oliva and Jesper was
questioned by the queen. Finally the queen said:
"I understand that you are beginning to get tired, and wrinkled from
staying in water for too long, so I guess we quit here, to continue
tomorrow. We have two cells, I mean guest-rooms for you here at
the castle."
"That was very nice of you, your highness, but isn't it possible for us
to share room?", Oliva asked with here smoothest voice.
"Okay, as you like.", the queen responded a bit surprised that this
little woman had the guts to ask her a favor.
So, Olivia and Jesper was carried to a room in the cellar of the
castle, and put in a huge bed. When the guards left Olivia turned to
Jesper and said:
" Jesper darling! Do you want to run away with me, just the two of
us?"
Jesper, who actually thought that Olivia was rather okay compared to
his other female admirer today, and who thought that anything must be
better than being trapped here answered:
"Yes, Olivia! I want to do that."
"Oh Jesper, you do love me!", Olivia said, gave Jesper a tender
kiss and continued:
"I have fixed so that we are getting out of here!"
"You have? How?"
"Just wait, I want it to be a surprise to you!"